Monday, January 26, 2009

Heart Attack Special

I'm pleased to announce that KFC is now again offering their "Heart Attack Special". I never watch live TV but I was watching something tonight and was remiss in fast forwarding through the commercials and there it was...

Mashed Potatoes
Sweet Corn
All White Meat Crispy Chicken
Signature Gravy
Three Cheese Blend

Call the Paramedics. Get out the gurney. Summon the Priest.

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