May You Go Home Pregnant

Last week while Bob and Shauna were in Turkey,

they spent some time shopping for rugs and kept

telling this one annoying salesman,

"No thank you, no thank you, no thank you..."

to which he finally looked at my dad and said,

"No thank you" in a sarcastic voice and then looked

at my mother, gave her the E-vil Eye and said,

"May you go home pregnant".

Honestly, that's quite possibly the meanest thing he could say to her.

Hopefully it doesn't come to pass although given

that the rest of the females in my family

(except for me) are currently knocked up

I guess it is a possiblity...