Monday, February 16, 2009

Funnies for Today

These are just a few of the many hilarious things I've heard today...

*If it feels as if he's not connecting with you, it isn't that he's not connecting...it's that he doesn't care.

*My older sister is an extreme gypsy in an abstract realm.

*In High School my nickname was 'Federal Stimulus Package'.

*Kind of a slut, likes cocaine.

I can't say some of the others because I could get sued, beat down and/or arrested for disparaging the Green Beret organization.

1 comment:

Wendi said...

I liked the first one the best. :) And I enjoyed our e-mail correspondence earlier today. :)